Ali G

Ali G on the subject of fashion

Ali G talking to Professor Heinz Wollf
Ali G talking to a faith healer

Fashion…

Ali : Respecting wot you is wearing now. You is styling it, you is rocking. Wot is it?
Thomas : It’s mohair.
Ali : Mo’ hair? Mo’ hair, from the muff?
Ali : Why do you not put your labels on the clothes? If you do you is selling the clothes and advertising the clothes. You is knobbing two
ladies with one johnny, no?
Ali : Will you make clothes for any women?
Thomas : I don’t have a problem with that. As long as they are happy to wear them.
Ali : Even if they is mingers?
Thomas : Mingers?
Ali : You know, “Nice Personality”. You know, face like a rotweilers arse.
Thomas : I find that very offensive
Ali : Do you think that the wonder bra should be banned?
Thomas : What on earth for?
Ali : You think you is going to get something that isn’t there?
Thomas : It’s your fault for thinking that in the first place.
Ali : The other week tho me was in dis club an me see this girl, she had a bad face but these serious babylons man, and me was grinding wiv ‘er and me was doing the boggle and me took ‘er ‘ome and me unleash them and day disappear. One on the floor, one behind her back.That aint fair.
Thomas : You have to give it her. She fooled you.
Ali : Me did give it to her but me still no fink it fair.

Ali G talking to Professor Heinz Wollf
Ali G talking to a faith healer